Never Die

Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz
King Features Syndicate

Published Thursday, May 14, 2009

Subject: NEVER DIE
Complete the "never die" saying with one word. (e.g., Old teachers never die; they just lose their ___. Answer: Class.)

FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. Old gamblers never die; they just cash in their ___.
Answer________

2. Old milkmaids never die; they just kick the ___.
Answer________

3. Old skiers never die; they just go ___.
Answer________

GRADUATE LEVEL

4. Old accountants never die; they just lose their ___.
Answer________

5. Old plumbers never die; they just go down the ___.
Answer________

6. Old mediums never die; they just give up the ___.
Answer________

PH.D. LEVEL

7. Old electricians never die; they just lose their ___.
Answer________

8. Old gardeners never die; they just go to ___.
Answer________

9. Old lawyers never die; they just lose their ___.
Answer________

ANSWERS:
1. Chips.
2. Bucket.
3. Downhill.
4. Balance.
5. Drain.
6. Ghost.
7. Spark.
8. Seed.
9. Appeal.